Cake-tastrophe

If for some reason you are in a car with your whole family AND you’re over-excited as it is your first time in a car with a skylight window AND there is a cake in between you and your sibling, do NOT stand up through the skylight window during a bathroom break on the way. For if you do stand up through the skylight, as you sit down you will find that the cake has not magically moved itself out of the way. Therefore it will result in you sitting on the cake that you insisted on buying in the first place. And despite the fact that you will not want to eat the part of the cake contaminated by butt, you will be forced to as no one else would be willing to eat it.

Quick Summary: Always look before you sit.