The Intern Survival Guide: Rule 1

If for some reason you’re an intern and your teacher asks you to make copies, make sure you understand the rules of the copier. For if you don’t understand the rules, you will probably try to put half a sheet of paper in the top section of the copier after attempting and failing about four other ways to make a copy. However shoving this half sheet of paper into the top section is not an acceptable plan B for this will then cause a jam resulting in the necessary assistance of two copier gurus and embarrassment or shame for you as an intern.

Quick Summary: If you want to maintain head intern status make sure you don’t break the copier.