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Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, or Bruise


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If for some reason, the Westborough apocalypse has occurred and you must find shelter elsewhere, make sure the building in which you stay has been designed for the average person to fit into. For at first glance, you may not notice that the house in which you have chosen to stay seems as though it has been built for extremely small people. If you hadn’t realized such an important thing, there’s also a good chance you will assume that the doorways are average in height. With this assumption, you will walk through the door as you usually would and bash your head on the top of the doorway. This results in a defined bruise on your forehead and an embarrassing explanation of “oh…I walked into a door.”

Quick Summary: Never assume everything is proportional to you.

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Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, or Bruise