Slide! Slide! Home run?

If for some reason, you one day find that there is a long slippery hallway in your home and you feel the urge to slide across it like a slip and slide, be sure there are no cabinets in said hallway. For if there is a cabinet in said hallway, as soon as you collide with the floor the vibration will then reach the cabinet causing it to open. When the cabinet opens, a very important wedding picture of your grandparents will proceed to fall out, resulting in shattered glass and a timeout.

Quick Summary: If you choose to slip and slide throughout the house, do it where there are no breakable items.