The Lobby Observer

A Swing and a Miss

February 3, 2012

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If for some reason you have a tennis lesson or maybe an  indoor sports practice at the gym and you see someone you know a few feet over, do not try to impress them by showing off. For if you do attempt to swing a little harder...

Awk-Venture

February 1, 2012

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If for some reason you have to do a group project for school and in order to complete that project you must buy supplies, make sure that all group members are present during that process. For if you don't you will feel the need...

The Intern Survival Guide: Rule 1

January 11, 2012

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If for some reason you're an intern and your teacher asks you to make copies, make sure you understand the rules of the copier. For if you don't understand the rules, you will probably try to put half a sheet of paper in the top...

Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, or Bruise

November 8, 2011

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If for some reason, the Westborough apocalypse has occurred and you must find shelter elsewhere, make sure the building in which you stay has been designed for the average person to fit into. For at first glance, you may not notice...

Cake-tastrophe

September 19, 2011

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If for some reason you are in a car with your whole family AND you're over-excited as it is your first time in a car with a skylight window AND there is a cake in between you and your sibling, do NOT stand up through the skylight...

Pump. Pump. Pump it up?

September 7, 2011

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If for some reason your friend has anxiety about pumping gas alone for the first time in Massachusetts, do not, I repeat, do not be the person to volunteer to help her. For if you do decide to make that your good deed of the day,...

Death by Chocolate

June 1, 2011

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If for some reason you find yourself going to the "snack shack" at break to buy peanut m&ms and a friend of yours asks you to buy them a treat as well, make sure they specify what they want. Once again: make sure they specify...

Re-think that Re-gift

March 13, 2011

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If for some reason, you are invited to a dinner to celebrate a close friend's birthday it is absolutely critical to make time to buy him or her a gift. For if you don't buy this friend a gift, you will be forced to do something...

Slide! Slide! Home run?

February 16, 2011

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If for some reason, you one day find that there is a long slippery hallway in your home and you feel the urge to slide across it like a slip and slide, be sure there are no cabinets in said hallway. For if there is a cabinet...

Bringin’ Down the House

February 10, 2011

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If for some reason on the second day that you have your learner's permit, you are told to go in reverse despite the fact that you clearly state that you are uncomfortable going in reverse, you need to be sure of a few things. 1)...

Helping Hopeless High Schoolers…One post at a time.

February 9, 2011

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Some of you might be thinking "What is this 'Ali Advice' nonsense? Is it just a more public 'Advisors Anonymous'?" Well to clear up these entirely false assumptions: NO! "Ali Advice" is the exact opposite of an advice column....

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